My secret's been discovered!

So, I was working on a project in a group when the following text conversation took place between myself and my lovely housemate K:

K: It goes "a new hope" "the empire strikes back" and then "return of the jedi right?
Me: Yep. Planning another marathon?
K: Naw just wanted to sound intelligent in front of my nerd friends. thanks!
Me: I'm glad I'm your go-to person for nerdiness.
K: .... and culinary schenanigans.
Me: Haha, that too. We must do that again.
K: Aaaaaargh. sometimes i wonder if your the witch from hanzel and gretel trying to fatten us up.
Me: Nooo my secret's been discovered!
K: THE MUGGLES KNOW.

Mwahaha.

When I start making the house look like this, be very worried.

Image source here.