A bit of silliness

I was watching Quite Interesting (one of my favorite shows) and they brought up a hypothetical quandary. One adage is that cats always land on their feet. Another is that toast always lands buttered side down. So what if you attached a piece of toast to a cat with the buttered side up?

According to the adages, the cat will turn indefinitely.

Sigh...seriously, this isn't funny anymore...hellooooo?